Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #395

Did the Decider in Chief's gun confiscation lock up your liberty lobber?

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #395): zero

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #395):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Week #395):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero




Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Week #395):

zero

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Week #395):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Americans Who Would Literally Lube-Up Their Gun To Fuck It So They Could Impregnate It And Make Little Baby Guns:

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!”

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