Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #374

How may of your freedom shooters did Obama's Gun Confiscation abscond with?

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #374): zero

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #374):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Week #374):

zero

Total: FEMA Camps Authorized, Gun Owners Incarcerated in by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Week #374):

zero

Total: Guns Turned Into Rainbow Firing Cannons of Gay Love by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Week #374):

zero

Total: Second Amendments Deleted by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Number of Americans still convinced Obama’s going to take their guns away:

“Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.”

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