Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #359 – Christmas Eve Edition

A festive, holiday-inspired rundown of Obama's Gun Confiscation count.

Total: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #359): zeroTotal: Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week #359):

zero

Total: Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Presents Left by Santa Clause for Wayne LaPierre (Week #359):

zero

Total: Presents Left by Santa Clause for Wayne LaPierre (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Fucks Given by the NRA Executive Board for the Innocent Lives Lost at the End of a Gun (Week #359):

zero

Total:Fucks Given by the NRA Executive Board for the Innocent Lives Lost at the End of a Gun (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total:  Guns Used to Deck the Halls (Week #359):

zero

Total:  Guns Used to Deck the Halls (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Used to Make the Season Bright (Week #359):

zero

Total: Guns Used to Make the Season Bright (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Guns Roasting Chestnuts on an Open Fire (Week #359):

zero

Total: Guns Roasting Chestnuts on an Open Fire (Entire Presidency):

zero

Total: Americans Who Think a Gun in their Stocking Will Somehow Make them Safer From Gun Violence:

“Silent night, holy shit that’s a lot of people.”

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  • mdk4130

    James–You’re the pistol–I love it. Just you keep on blowing in the wind. You know what I think–I think you’re wasting you’re ingenuity. You have a marketable talent. Put it to something more productive of some measurable result. Are you actually making a living putting out this consistently remarkable bullshit? I assume you’re not independently wealthy so who’s paying you? SOROS?

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