GUEST COLUMN: “Wake Up, America!” – Chuck, the Politically Astute Rooster

Wake up, America! Open your eyes and look around! This country has gone from the cock of the walk to a bantamweight under this president!

Sure, he talks about low unemployment and a thriving stock market, but not everything is what it’s cracked up to be. Our nation has nothing to crow about. Thanks to him, we have some serious egg on our face.

The birdbrains who voted for this bad egg let a fox in the henhouse. They fell for his cock-and-bull stories promising a me in every pot, and now countless American jobs have flown the coop after the chickens have come home to roost.

Plus, I’ve lost count of how many times he’s run afowl of the Constitution. He’s running things in Washington like a rigged game of tic-tac-toe.

Wake up, America! There’s no two ways about it. This president has laid an egg.

I blame the young chicks for putting him at the top of the pecking order in Washington. These spring chickens nowadays don’t know what it means to scratch out a living. It’s like they expect the world to wait on them wing and talon.

I had to scratch and claw for everything I have. I learned at an early age that the early bird gets the worm. It’s the only sure way to feather your nest.

I also learned not to spend my time hatching rooster eggs, and that’s exactly what’s going on with this global warming. All these people running around like a me with its head cut off, acting like the sky is falling. It’s all a bunch of poppycock.

Wake up, America! Quit voting for politicians who walk on eggshells trying not to offend anyone.

It’s time we elect leaders who aren’t afraid to ruffle feathers by speaking the truth. After all, you need to break some eggs to make an omelet.

We need hard-boiled leaders who aren’t afraid to play chicken with our enemies. I’m not chirping about cocksure chickenhawks, but real leaders who know how to rule the roost!

Wake up, America!

Republished from The Red Shtick.

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