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McDonald’s Debuted New ‘Big Muck’ Hamberders at Clemson White House Dinner
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With the federal government entering its fourth week of historic shutdown status, President Donald Trump could have canceled or postponed hosting...
McDonald’s Debuted Their New ‘Big Muck’ Hamberders at Clemson White House Dinner
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With the federal government entering its fourth week of historic shutdown status, President Donald Trump could have canceled or postponed hosting...
Klansman Supports Florida Republicans Banning Democratic Party From the State
"I am not quite sure why that nice, young man who looks like a thumb was willing to kick out the party that I'd...
Stupid Fuck Rants In Front of Crowd of Stupid Fucks From Ohio
WELLINGTON, OHIO -- One of his staffers called it a "return to his former stupidity-laced glory." Another said it was a "chance to show...
Trump to Spend Romantic International Women’s Day With The Woman He Loves Most
"If you thought the spread at the Clemson ceremony was impressive, just you wait until you see what he’s got in store for Ivanka."
Klansman Blames Cancel Culture for Getting Fired After His Hood Slips Off
COUSINBANGER, KENTUCKY -- For the last fifteen years, Clem C. Calhoun worked at his local grocery store, in the stockroom. Every weeknight, Clem and...
Parler Now Being Hosted on Klansman’s Tandy 1000
The alt-right social media app Parler was taken offline when Amazon Web Services canceled their account. It was an action that left thousands of...
Matt Gaetz Blames Antifa for His Inability to Show Up To Work Sober
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A visually intoxicated Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Trump's Taint) told reporters today that he "mostly blames Antifa" for the attack carried out...
Trump Consoles Himself By Looking Forward to Less Time With ‘Homewrecker’ Jared Kushner
This story first appeared on Alternative Facts.
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To say that President Donald Trump has given "mixed signals" about whether or not he accepts...
Trump Looking Forward to Spending Less Time With ‘Homewrecker’ Jared Kushner
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To say that President Donald Trump has given "mixed signals" about whether or not he accepts the results of last month's...
