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Appeals Court: If Ted Cruz is Fertile, the Abortion Pill Should Be Legal
Last week, a federal judge invalidated the FDA's approval of mifepristone, a so-called "abortion pill." Though it has been on the market for years,...
Ted Cruz Wants to Know Whether He Can Identify as a Man If He...
If his recent actions are to be taken at face value, it would appear that Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) may be going through a...
Ted Cruz Asks Jackson Why She Helped George Soros Create CRT And If Benghazi...
Things once more got extremely heated today when Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) questioned Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson during her confirmation hearing in...
Ted Cruz: “Did Biden Forget Real Presidents Only Use the State of the Union...
Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) was not a fan of President Joe Biden's first State of the Union Address, however that is probably as surprising...
CDC Says It’s Now Safe to Remove Your Mask In Order Tell Ted Cruz...
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The Centers for Disease Control has issued the following update to their masking guidance. In the interest of public safety, The Political...
Ted Cruz Insists He Can Gargle Tucker and Trump’s Fruit Baskets Simultaneously
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Two days ago, Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) described the events of January 6th, 2021 using factual terms that appropriately define what...
Op-Ed: Ted Cruz Encouraged Me to Storm the Capitol and Now He’s Calling Me...
The following editorial was written by William Bobilly, a 47 year old out of work, non-union electrician. Mr. Bobilly is currently in a maximum...
Ted Cruz Says He’ll Stand Under the Mistletoe With Trump If Ivanka Won’t
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During a weekly press conference held by Senate Republicans, Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) was asked for his thoughts on whether former,...
Biologists Confirm: Ted Cruz is a Sentient Crotch Cyst
In an unforeseen turn of events, sources say that top Republican brass are weighing their options, and feverishly researching reams of legal documents, and...
8 Things Ted Cruz Has Defended More Rigorously Than His Own Wife
There are few men who are considered braver, or even as brave, as Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-TX).
Perhaps nobody knows the heights to which Ted's...
