Reality-television star and duck fuck habits expert Willie Robertson recently made headlines when he said he was “trying to figure out” if people who are gay are just gay because they choose to be that way. This might seem strange to someone living in the 21st century that someone else alive today would even wonder about the subject. Of course, one might also wonder why he has to “figure it out” instead of “asking a member of the LGBT community” themselves.

But hey, this got us to wondering what else ol’ Willie might be trying to sort through, and here are our 5 best ideas.

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