Monthly Archives: September, 2017

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Jesus Unsure Where Christian Conservatives’ Christianity Is

If you're a Christian Conservative, Jesus Christ wants to know how he'd be able to listen to you speak and know you're a Christian.

Keebler Elves Release Statement Apologizing For “Runaway, Rogue, Racist Little Shithead Elf” Ending DACA

The Trump administration sent its top elf out to announce the end of DACA, and that enraged Session's former elf colleagues.

Tambourine Lahren Triggered by Random Black Man Praying

Only Telephone Lahren truly has an idea of how dangerous a kneeling black man is to the United States, and she's not afraid to speak out.

Afghanistan War Anxious to Turn 18 So It Can Enlist and Fight in Itself

In just a couple years, our little Afghanistan War will be all growns-up and potentially enlisted in the armed forces to serve in itself.

Mueller Grand Jury Issues Subpoena For All Pussies Trump Grabbed Since June 2016

Special Counselor Robert Mueller's grand jury has issued a blanket subpoena for a potentially very large group -- pussies grabbed by Trump.

Trump To Give Harvey Victims 20% of What He Offered for Obama’s American Birth Certificate

President Donald Trump clearly cares about the victims of Hurricane Harvey a full 20% as much as he cares about proving Obama's not an American.

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...