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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
MAGA News

Trump Replaces Entire Cabinet With “Fox & Friends” Hosts

Yet another presidential shakeup as Trump's entire cabinet is fired and replaced with the bobble heads of "Fox & Friends."
MAGA News

Bannon Tells Trump They’ll Have to ‘Settle for a Nuclear Holocaust’

It might not be the kind of holocaust he envisioned when he guided Trump to the White House, but a nuclear war with Korea still makes Bannon smile.
MAGA News

Raving, Power Mad Lunatic Threatens Nuclear War, Also North Korea Makes Threats

The United Nations has started an emergency meeting of its security council as the drums of nuclear war pick up their pace.
MAGA News

Stephen Miller Reassures Trump Supporters He Puts His Nazi Uniform On ‘One Leg At A Time, Too’

Sure, Stephen Miller grew up with incredible white and wealth privilege, but that doesn't make him any different than run of the mill American Nazis.
Conservative Media

Bill O’Reilly Sends Commiserative Dick Pic to Eric Bolling, In Solidarity

Suspended Fox News host Eric Bolling got an unexpected bit of support from Bill O'Reilly, a former colleague and fellow sexual predator.
MAGA News

Trump’s Bone Spurs Flare Up As He Tweets Insult Over Senator Blumenthal’s Vietnam Service

President Trump used Twitter today to attack Senator Richard Blumenthal's Vietnam War record; and immediately his bone spurs acted up.
MAGA News

Trump Puts Down 12th Hot Dog on 13th Tee to Tweet Reminder That He’s Not on Vacation

President Donald Trump may be spending seventeen days at a golf course he owns, but he is not on vacation! Repeat: He is NOT on vacation.
MAGA News

Trump Wants Assurances His Subpoeana’s Bigger Than Obama’s Subpoeanas

Trump is okay getting issued a subpoena, as long as his subpoena's is bigger than Obama's subpoenas. Don't believe urban legends.
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Trump Asks Congress ‘For a Friend’ If People Can Rage Tweet From Federal Prison

A concerned and beleaguered President Trump sends an urgent letter to Congress asking about tweet privileges for federal prisoners.
Conservative Media

Man Can’t Seem to Get Stoned Enough to Find Ann Coulter Funny or Intelligent

Everyone's favorite wicked witch without striped socks, Ann Coulter, recently said during a debate that pot makes you "retarded."
MAGA News

Prospective Immigrant Shows Off Two English Words He Learned Just For Stephen Miller

This prospective Syrian immigrant doesn't speak a lot of English just yet, but he speaks just enough for his point to come shining through.
MAGA News

Oscar the Grouch’s Fat, Orange, Racist Cousin Calls His Trash Can a ‘Real White House’

TV's beloved Oscar the Grouch gets a visit from his racist, xenophobic, orange cousin who tells him his trashcan is a White House.
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Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

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