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Monthly Archives: August, 2017
Arts & Entertainment
Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?
When one looks at the life and times of Donald J. Trump, one can't...
March 27, 2024
Criminal Justice
I Applaud Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Efforts to Free My Antifa Brethren From Jail
"...imagine my shock and surprise when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene started her attention whoring...
March 22, 2024
MAGA News
George W. Bush Offers to Head Up Trump’s Hurricane Non-Response Team
With Hurricane Harvey pounding the Gulf Coast, an unexpected hero emerges: Former President George W. "Katrina" Bush. Phew!
August 25, 2017
Religion
Pat Robertson Wonders If Hurricane Harvey Caused By Awkward Boner During “Magic Mike” Viewing
The 700 Club's patriarch, Pat Robertson, is afraid that a momentary lack of control over his groin reactions brought on Hurricane Harvey.
August 25, 2017
MAGA News
Trump Wants U.S. to Sell Mexico the Iraqi WMD to Fund Border Wall
President Trump is so desperate to fund his southern border wall he'll consider selling weapons of mass destruction to our neighbors.
August 24, 2017
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Bill & Ted Plan Excellent Adventure to 2009 So They Can Ask Trump to Tweet Obama Will Resign Early
The two brilliant musical geniuses behind the music of Wyld Stallyns plan to go back in time to convince Trump to resign the presidency.
August 24, 2017
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Trump Drinks Bleach, Tucker Carlson Calls It ‘Second Most Impressive Thing’ Any President Has Done
There is nothing Donald Trump does that is wrong, bad, stupid, dangerous, or idiotic. At least according to super unbiased Tucker Carlson.
August 23, 2017
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Neo-Nazi Agrees With Trump: The Media Are The Worst People In America
Everyone knows that the media are the absolutely worst human beings on the planet. Just ask any neo-Nazi you find; they'll tell you.
August 23, 2017
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Trump Says He Was Depressed Not Being The One Blocking All The Light During Eclipse
President Donald J. Trump admitted to aides this morning that he took his eclipse viewer glasses off because he was distracted by his depression.
August 22, 2017
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Soldier In Afghanistan is ‘Completely Reassured’ Having D-List Reality TV Star Commanding Her
Stationed in Afghanistan, this soldier has the utmost confidence in President Donald Trump to guide the army to victory...or something.
August 22, 2017
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Trump Got Advice From His Generals and His Bone Spurs Before Formulating Afghanistan Plan
The Afghanistan War is the longest running conflict in American history. And Donald Trump sought advice from all over the place in ending it.
August 22, 2017
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Trump Orders All Removed Confederate Monuments Replaced With Statues of Vladimir Putin
President Trump has ordered that any statues depicting figures from the Confederate effort in the Civil War be replaced immediately.
August 21, 2017
MAGA News
Trump Supporter Blind After Ignoring ‘Liberal Conspiracy’ of Science and Staring Directly at Eclipse
A right-wing conservative podcaster and YouTuber is now blind after ignoring warnings and staring directly at today's solar eclipse.
August 21, 2017
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Steve Bannon Comes Out From Under His Bridge With Box of Personal Effects
It's curtains for Steve Bannon as the White House Chief Strategist. We got a firsthand peek into what was in his box of personal items.
August 18, 2017
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Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?
When one looks at the life and times of Donald J. Trump, one can't...
March 27, 2024
Criminal Justice
I Applaud Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Efforts to Free My Antifa Brethren From Jail
"...imagine my shock and surprise when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene started her attention whoring...
March 22, 2024
Conservative Media
What If Trump Uses Ivanka’s OnlyFans to Payoff His Rape, Defamation, and Fraud Fines?
"...it turns out Eric Trump spent all his money this week on magic beans...
March 20, 2024
U.S. Politics
I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat
Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...
March 15, 2024