Monthly Archives: August, 2017

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

Tammy Lahren Hopes to Stand Apart From Fox News’ Miasma of Screeching, Blonde, Pseudo-Intellectual Racist Fuckmuppets

Right-wing commentator -- and Barbie in a Nazi uniform -- Tammy Lahren just landed a gig with Fox News. But will she stand out?

First Family Drama: Box of FLOTUS Hats Delivered to Ivanka’s Office

Palace intrigue and a kerfuffle over a box of FLOTUS hats that wound up getting delivered to the president's daughter-wife instead of his regular wife.

Trump Shown Archival Footage of Auschwitz Liberation, Wonders at the ‘Size Of That Jew Crowd’

Recently, President Donald J. Trump was shown archival footage of the liberation of Auschwitz, and he noticed something about the crowd size.

God Wonders How Joel Osteen Failed At Flood Response Because He’s a Christian

Televangelist Joel Osteen kept his megachurch shut to victims of Hurricane Harvey for a short time, and that made God pretty mad.

Pat Robertson ‘Pretty Sure a Tranny Pooping in Comfort’ Is Why God Allowed Houston Flooding

Pat Robertson has an interesting theory on the Houston flooding.

FEMA Worried Their Camps Too Overrun With Obama Prisoners to Help Harvey Victims

With Hurricane Harvey wreaking havoc, now FEMA is worried that former President Obama filled their camps with too many Republicans.

Trump Comforts Harvey Victims With Copies of 2016 Electoral College Map

After trillions of gallons of water, earth shattering winds, and days of battering weather, Donald Trump soothes the victims of Hurricane Harvey.

Hurricane Harvey: Red Cross Says Thought and Prayer Warehouses Full, Could Use Actual Help Now

The Red Cross wants Americans to consider sending help for Harvey victims that's a little more useful than words and thoughts.

Trump: Hurricane Harvey a Chinese Hoax Perpetrated by the Deep State on Behalf of Obama

Everyone knows that the blame for Hurricane Harvey rests with President Barack Obama and the Chinese government. Everyone. Knows. It.

Statue of General Sherman Blows Up Statue of Robert E. Lee

A statue of Union General William Tecumseh Sherman has been seen in Georgia, blowing up a statue of his old nemesis, General Lee.

Ted Cruz To Propose Changing The Spelling of ‘Science’ to ‘J-E-S-U-S’

Ted Cruz is the new chair of the Senate committee that handles science and space research, policy and budgeting, and his proposed law will make quite the splash.

Pat Robertson: God Will Send Hurricanes to All 50 States If ‘Gays Keep Getting Married’

Pat Robertson says the South Carolina flooding is to be blamed on gay marriage, and that more states will flood soon too.

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