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Arts & Entertainment
A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
MAGA News
Trump Wants ICE To Hire United Security That Forcibly Removed Passenger From Overbooked Flight
Not only does Trump see nothing wrong with how United handled its overbooking problem, he wants the security guards hired by ICE.
April 10, 2017
World News
Syrian Fetus Asks To Be Put In American Uterus So GOP Will Care About It Until It’s Born
A very young Syrian refugee wants out of its home country. But knows that America is weird right now, and it has a plan to get around that.
April 10, 2017
MAGA News
Neil Gorsuch Promises To Interpret The Constitution ‘Fairly, For Corporate Citizens, Big and Small’
Newly minted Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch told reporters he's going to interpret laws in ways the look out for big and little corporate guys.
April 10, 2017
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Susan Rice Stops Robbery, Republicans Worried She Violated Thief’s Right to Privacy
When she accidentally stopped a robbery, did Susan Rice also violate an alleged robber's right to privacy when she gave cops his ID?
April 8, 2017
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Awkward! Donald Trump Jr. Asked His Dad Who He Has to “Blow to Get a Killer Office Like Ivanka”
Donald Trump Jr. knows it is completely unfair that his sister Ivanka gets all the good stuff from Daddy being president!
April 7, 2017
MAGA News
Rand Paul: Trump Getting Putin’s Permission for Syrian Airstrike ‘Close Enough’ For Him
Many Senate Republicans suddenly find themselves okay with Trump warning Vladimir Putin before asking them for permission to bomb Syria.
April 7, 2017
World News
Syrian Child Glad Being Trapped Like a Rat in a Cage Helps Boost Donald Trump’s Approval Ratings
President Donald Trump has started bombing a country he doesn't want to allow refugees to come into the United States from.
April 7, 2017
U.S. Politics
Neil Gorsuch Will Honor His Hero By Plagiarizing His First Supreme Court Opinion From Justice Scalia
Soon Judge Neil Gorsuch will be confirmed to the Supreme Court bench. He will honor his predecessor and mentor by copying his best work.
April 6, 2017
Conservative Media
Fox News Renames “The O’Reilly Factor” as ‘The No Profit Zone’
The O'Reilly Factor, facing a mass exodus of sponsors. I getting a new, more honest name from its Fox News producers. Sad.
April 6, 2017
MAGA News
Steve Bannon Asks Trump If He Can Keep His Monogrammed Presidential Bath Towels
Having been removed from the National Security Council, Steve Bannon is on unsure footing with his co-president, Donald Trump.
April 6, 2017
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Steve Bannon, Seb Gorka Caught Masturbating Each Other Quietly But Furiously In Holocaust Memorial Museum
It's been an odd and disappointing day for Co-President Steve Bannon. He was fired from the NSC and now he's been caught with his pants down again.
April 5, 2017
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Kurt Cobain Looks Down on Earth, Sees President Trump, Says He Made the ‘Right Decision’
Though he's not easily amused, Kurt Cobain looks down to Earth, sees President Trump, and realizes he probably made the right call.
April 5, 2017
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