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Monthly Archives: April, 2017
Arts & Entertainment
A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Conservative Media
Alex Jones Loses Custody of Crisis Actors Who Were Playing His Kids
Right-wing firebrand Alex Jones lost custody of both his real kids and the actors he hired to play his kids for any false flags he wanted to stage.
April 29, 2017
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Betsy DeVos Wants Tithing Plates to Replace Public School Fundraisers
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has a unique and new idea for helping struggling schools to make a little extra money for extracurricular activities.
April 28, 2017
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Trump to Hold Seance, Contact Dead Parents, and Ask Them to Make His Job Easier
After a really rough first 100 days of his presidency, marred by scandal, conflicts, and incompetence, Trump needs his mommy and daddy.
April 28, 2017
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Trump Calls for ‘That Big Crack in Arizona’ to be Sold for Profit and Converted Into a Landfill
President Trump's review of national parks and monuments has already turned up one for the chopping block -- the Grand Canyon.
April 27, 2017
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Donald Trump Really Happy President Donald Trump Wants to Slash His Taxes, Give Him Millions of Dollars
When Donald Trump saw the details of President Donald Trump's tax plan, he got wet with anticipation of all that sweet moola.
April 27, 2017
Conservative Media
Jesse Watters Tells Fox News Audience Bill O’Reilly Left Him ‘Big Shoes to Fill and Huge Boobs to Grope’
Following in his mentor's footsteps is proving to be kind of difficult for the newest Fox News star, Jesse Watters. Sad. So sad.
April 26, 2017
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State Department Website to Begin Offering Tours of The Kremlin
The Donald Trump administration is trying to break new ground constantly, including when it comes to how the State Department's website functions.
April 26, 2017
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To Remind Scott Baio That Cancer Exists, God Renames It “Scott Baio”
God and Jesus aren't really big fans of Scott Baio after the actor made some rather insensitive comments about a former co-star's death.
April 25, 2017
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Trump Declares Today “Bang! Your Daughter at Work Day”
Will a new effort to reach out to every daughter in America help restore President Trump's largely sexist reputation? He hopes so.
April 25, 2017
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Trump Boasts His “Face the Nation” Interview Got Higher Ratings Than Liberating Auschwitz Would
President Donald Trump believes his "Face the Nation" interview ratings prove he's more popular than liberating a Nazi death camp.
April 25, 2017
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Poll Shows 96% of Trump Voters Still Not Sure What’s Outside Their Own Rectum
New polling data seems to suggest and also confirm what most people have presumed about Trump voters for quite some time.
April 25, 2017
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Trump Has Ivanka’s Cabinet Seat Removed and She Will Sit on His Lap Instead
First Lady Ivanka Trump will have a new place to sit when Daddy lets her run the meetings in his fancy-shmancy cabinet room!
April 24, 2017
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
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