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Monthly Archives: March, 2017
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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Hillary Clinton’s Been Driving By Michael Flynn’s House For 5 Straight Hours Shouting “Lock Him Up!”
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has reportedly been trolling former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn all morning.
March 31, 2017
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Trump Says He’s “Disappointed and Offended” He Wasn’t Asked To Be In “It” Remake
Co-President Donald Trump is extremely upset that no one in Communist Hollywood asked him to be in the new "It" remake.
March 30, 2017
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Deranged, Delusional, Paranoid Conspiracy Theorist Escorted Out of White House Onto Air Force One
There's been a report that a wild, screaming, delusional, conspiracy theorist was on the grounds of the White House for quite some time.
March 30, 2017
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Devin Nunes Asks Mike Flynn To Translate Resignation Letter Into Russian ‘For a Mutual Friend’
If Devin Nunes does resign as House Intelligence Committee Chairman, he wants to make sure his resignation letter can be read by all interested parties.
March 30, 2017
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Republicans Advance Bill Allowing USPS to Open Mail Then Gather and Sell Private Information
It's not just Internet Service Providers that House Republicans think should be allowed to profit on selling your private information.
March 29, 2017
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Sean Spicer To Be Replaced With ‘More Personable Hound Dog Sitting On A Dried-Up Cactus In An Ill-Fitting Suit’
Could White House Press Secetary Sean Spicer be in need of a resume brush-up? And will a hound dog in a suit sitting on a cactus replace him?
March 29, 2017
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Washington Nationals Couldn’t Get Trump To Throw Their First Pitch And Went With An Orange Bag Of Diarrhea
Co-President Trump will not be throwing out the first pitch for the Washington Nationals, but something very similar will be.
March 28, 2017
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Devin Nunes Spotted On Palace Grounds, Taking Intel To Jabba The Hutt
Did Congressman Devin Nunes, Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, have yet another clandestine meeting with a bloated, powerful slug?
March 28, 2017
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Trump Demands Congress Probe Link Between Clinton, Obama, JFK, Loch Ness Monster, and Miley Cyrus
Donald Trump doesn't just want the Russia/Clinton uranium conspiracy investigated by Congress, he has more tinfoil transmissions to share.
March 28, 2017
Economy
Paul Ryan Resorts to Smacking Medications Out of Poor People’s Mouths
After eight years and more than 50 votes to repeal it, Paul Ryan realizes Obamacare is here to stay and needs a new plan to hurt the poor.
March 27, 2017
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Congressional Republicans Lobby White House To Drop The “C” From Trump’s “Closer” Nickname
Co-President Donald Trump is often referred to by his staff by his nickname, "The Closer." Some in the GOP think it's time to change that.
March 27, 2017
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Ted Koppel Suggests Sean Hannity Look Into Whether Obamacare Covers ‘Burns and Public Butt-Hurt’
Over the weekend, veteran news broadcaster Ted Koppel took Fox News host Sean Hannity out behind the woodshed, and now he wants to help Sean recover.
March 27, 2017
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