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Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Women's Rights
The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
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Trump Orders Military To Award Purple Heart To Murdered KKK Grand Wizard
The body of KKK Grand Wizard Frank Ancona has been found, and Sub-President Trump would like to bestow a major honor on it.
February 14, 2017
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Flynn Asks Putin To Be A Reference On His Résumé
General Mike Flynn is out as National Security Director, but he's hoping his very "special" contacts will help him land his next gig.
February 14, 2017
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DeVos Orders Her New Educational Proclamations Hammered To Every School’s Outside Walls
During the DeVos Era, American schools will be required to ensure that every student and parent sees educational decrees as they enter class.
February 13, 2017
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Stephen Miller and Ann Coulter Step Out As America’s Hottest New Nazi Vampire Couple!
Trump senior policy adviser Stephen Miller may have a face and personality only his mother could love, but Ann Coulter wants in on that.
February 13, 2017
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NSA Encrypting Security Briefs At Fifth Grade Reading Level To Keep Trump From Compromising Them
Agents with the NSA have begun to encrypt their intelligence briefings in a way they hope will keep Trump from understanding them.
February 13, 2017
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Stephen Miller Has White House Aides Move His Sleeping Coffin Out Of Frame For His Sunday TV Interviews
It was a tense few moments for White House senior policy adviser Stephen Miller as he got ready to do live Sunday morning talk show interviews.
February 12, 2017
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New Trump Leak Implies Mike Flynn Is Drafting His Resignation Letter In Russian and English
A new rumor swirling around D.C. implies that top Trump adviser Mike Flynn may be preparing a bilingual letter of resignation.
February 12, 2017
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Trump Hopes Writing New Muslim Ban In Different Color Crayon Will Make It Legal This Time
If Sub-President Trump signs a new Muslim ban executive order, but in a different color crayon this time, will it pass muster?
February 11, 2017
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DeVos To Replace Sixth Grade Science Textbooks With The New Testament
Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos will start rolling out new educational guidelines and standards, now that she has been confirmed.
February 11, 2017
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Trump Says His Legal Team Is Ready To Appeal 9th Circuit Muslim Ban Decision On “Judge Judy”
Sub-President Donald J. Trump is ready to take the fight over his Muslim ban executive order all the way to the top court he knows of.
February 10, 2017
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Trump Family To Start “White House Shopping Network” To Hock Wares From The Oval Office
Trump and company have a new idea to make even more money, leveraging the opportunity of a lifetime in the White House.
February 10, 2017
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Trump, DeVos Unveil “Every Child Left Behind” Educational Reform Program
Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos and Sub-President Donald Trump have announced new educational reforms they hope will improve America's schools.
February 9, 2017
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