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Monthly Archives: February, 2017
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Having Already Made America Great Again, Trump Begins 2020 Campaign In Florida
Co-President Trump is getting a four year head start on his re-election bid with a rally near his "Southern White House" in Florida.
February 18, 2017
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Sean Spicer: “President Putin Also Believes The White House A Finely Tuned Machine”
Sean Spicer, Donald Trump, and Russian President Vladimir Putin all agree: The Trump White House is a fine tuned machine.
February 18, 2017
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Trump Orders First Amendment Revised To Protect “Freedom Of The Friendly Press”
Maybe the Constitution doesn't currently protect it, but Sub-President Trump really wants the First Amendment to only cover the friendly press.
February 17, 2017
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God To Pat Robertson: “Fuck Donald Trump And Also Fuck You, Pharisee Bitch!”
God has a special message for one of his employees, televangelist Pat Robertson. The message is...not so nice, really.
February 17, 2017
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Trump Asks Asian American Reporter To Make Egg Rolls For Him
Sub-President Trump continues to make racially insensitive comments toward members of the press.
February 17, 2017
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Betsy DeVos Proposes Changing Congressional Library To “Lieberry Of Congress”
Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos will not just take a passive role in educating our children. She will seek reforms everywhere.
February 16, 2017
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Local Man Wants Moderate Republicans To Apologize For Helping Elect An Orange Terrorist
If there are such things as the elusive moderate Republican around still, this Oregon man wants an apology from them for Trump.
February 16, 2017
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Trump Invites Putin To Treat Mar-A-Lago As His “Winter Kremlin”
If Trump can treat Mar-A-Lago as his Winter White House, he's hoping his pal Vladdy Putin can use it as his Winter Kremlin.
February 16, 2017
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Trump Policy Adviser Stephen Miller Says 7.2 Trillion Illegal Immigrants Voted Last Year
Senior Trump official Stephen Miller doubles down on his claims of rampant voter fraud in the election his boss won last year.
February 15, 2017
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PolitiFact Says Trump Administration Pushing Their Needle To Near Breaking Point
The fact-checkers with PolitiFact are saying the Trump administration is putting them and their machinery in grave, immediate peril.
February 15, 2017
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Walt Disney’s Frozen Head Yells At John Lassiter For Not Promoting PewDiePie
When Disney severed ties with YouTube star PewDiePie this week, its decapitated, cryogenically frozen founder was none too pleased.
February 15, 2017
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Sean Spicer: “When I Said We’ve Been Hard On Russia I Meant To Say We’ve Got A Hard-On For Russia”
Acting White House Press Secretary Sean "P-Diddy" Spicer has to correct the record a little bit. But don't call him little.
February 15, 2017
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