Monthly Archives: January, 2017

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

“5 Reasons The Religious Right Loves Donald Trump”

Why would the Religious Right, a pious and moral group, vote for an amoral sleaze bucket like Donald Trump? We found some reasons.

Obama To Rename Affordable Care Act “Trumpcare” By Executive Order

President Obama is banking on Republicans hating TrumpCare a lot less than they hate the Affordable Care Act, but will it work?

Bill O’Reilly Offers To Give Megyn Kelly A Goodbye Grope ‘In Honor Of Roger Ailes’

Fox host Bill O'Reilly really wanted to send Megyn Kelly off to NBC in a way that their former boss would truly appreciate.

Putin: Donald And I Are Saving Each Other For Our Inauguration Day

Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump want to have a very special relationship these next few years, so they are taking their time.

Charles Manson Rushed From Hospital To Trump Tower

By special request of Steve Bannon, convicted killer Charles Manson is flown from the hospital to a meeting at Trump Tower.

Trump Admits Wanting To Know What Vladimir Putin’s Dick Tastes Like

Donald Trump is focusing on beefing up his foreign policy chops, starting with getting to the bottom of the taste of Vladimir Putin's penis.

Man Plans Transition From Blaming Obama For Everything To Blaming Obama For Everything Trump Fucks Up

Blaming Obama has become such a routine, vital part of this man's life that he's had to plan for how to handle it when Trump is president.

Trump Has To Return Winter Gloves Putin Gave Him For Christmas

President-elect Donald Trump couldn't use the very nice Christmas gift Russian president Vladimir Putin gave him, so he returned it.

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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...