Monthly Archives: January, 2017

Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?

When one looks at the life and times of Donald J. Trump, one can't...

I Applaud Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Efforts to Free My Antifa Brethren From Jail

"...imagine my shock and surprise when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene started her attention whoring...

Daily American Greatness Tracker – Day 1

Some might think you can't measure a hollow, empty platitude like American Greatness, but those people are probably commies or something.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Final Count Edition!

After eight years of unbridled gun confiscation, do you have any of your collection of liberty lobbers left?

Trump Was Unsure Which Racist Joke To Open His Inaugural Address With

Trump knew he needed to break the ice somehow, but which racist joke would work best as the opener for his inaugural address?

76 Trombones Lead Trump & Big Parade To White House, Where He’ll Bring Back Manufacturing, Conduct Boys Band

President Donald Trump stands in front of a large marching band he taught to play their instruments and leads them to the White House.

Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse ‘Really Looking Forward’ To Leading Trump Inaugural Parade

President-Elect Donald J. Trump has gotten confirmation that a very famous equestrian team will be leading the way down the streets of D.C.

Smoky Bear Decides To Start Packing Heat For All Future School Appearances

Fire safety advocate Smoky Bear has decided that in the Trump Era, he may need to re-think his "no gun" policy for school visits.

Trump Has White House Staff Fit Lincoln Bedroom With Rubber Sheets

Donald J. Trump already has bigly plans for multiple changes once he is sworn in and starts occupying the White House officially.

America’s First Black President Prepares To Hand Baton Off To America’s First Cartoon Villain President

As the days in his administration draw to a close, America's first black president prepares to hand the torch off to a wholly different character.

Restaurant Changes “Corral” To “Showers” To Commemorate Trump’s Inauguration

The restaurant known as Golden Corral has announced some special and unique changes to coincide with the inauguration of Donald Trump.

President Obama Pees His Birth Certificate In Russian Into Snow On The White House Lawn

As is tradition, President Obama has left a special gift for his successor, President-Elect Donald J. Trump, on the White House lawn.

“Reverend Bill Millen – Televangelist for Trump”

Meet the good Reverend Bill Millen - Televangelist for Trump. Bill's going to clue you all in as to why the Religious Right loves The Donald.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #413

Do you have one, two, or 15 guns? Are they safe from the purloining paws of the Secret Commie, Kenyan, Socialist Dictator?

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Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?

When one looks at the life and times of Donald J. Trump, one can't...

I Applaud Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Efforts to Free My Antifa Brethren From Jail

"...imagine my shock and surprise when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene started her attention whoring...

What If Trump Uses Ivanka’s OnlyFans to Payoff His Rape, Defamation, and Fraud Fines?

"...it turns out Eric Trump  spent all his money this week on magic beans...

I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat

Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...