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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
MAGA News

Daily American Greatness Tracker – Day 10

If you're looking for a daily tracking of American Greatness, you've come to the right space on the Internet-tube thingamajig.
MAGA News

D.C. Rumor: Donald Trump To Nominate Scott Baio To Supreme Court

For alleged actor Scott Baio, his allegiance to former reality-TV star and current President Donald Trump may pay real dividends soon.
MAGA News

Daily American Greatness Tracker – Day 8 & 9

We're tracking American Greatness every single day of President Donald J. Trump's historic presidency.
MAGA News

Steve Bannon Comes Out From Underneath His Bridge To Defend Muslim Ban

Coming out from underneath the D.C.-area bridge he calls home, Steve Bannon answered reporters' questions about Trump's Muslim ban.
MAGA News

Trump Signs Executive Order Authorizing New, Alternative Constitution

After more than 200 years using the same one, President Donald Trump thinks it's time to shake things up and go with an alternative Constitution.
MAGA News

President Trump Signs Executive Order Officially Classifying U.S. As Alternative Christian Nation

Another day, another executive order written by President Donald J. Trump. This one is meant to ease tensions after signing a Muslim ban.
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Daily American Greatness Tracker – Day 7

Some might think you can't really measure American Greatness, but we've found an alternative scientific method to do just that.
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Mexico Offers To Pay For Pest Control Service To Remove ‘La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante’ From The White House

President Donald Trump may not be able to get Mexico to pay for his border wall, but that doesn't mean they aren't willing to pay for other things.
MAGA News

Daily American Greatness Tracker – Day 6

Each day gives us another chance to accurately track just how much American Greatness there is in the good ol' U.S. of A.
Conservative Media

Screeching, Racist Broom Handle In A Blonde Wig To Fill In For Vacationing Tammy Lahren

Right-wing pundit Tammy Lahren is taking a much-needed vacation, and her network has found the absolute perfect analogue for her while she's gone.
MAGA News

President Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring Himself Winner Of 2016 Popular Vote

With his newest executive order, President Donald J. Trump hopes to permanently remind people he won the popular vote last year.
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Daily American Greatness Tracker – Day 5

Each day gives us another chance to accurately track just how much American Greatness there is in the good ol' U.S. of A.
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Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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