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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Videos

“Respecting the National Anthem with Confused White Guy”

Everyone's favorite befuddled Caucasian is here to discuss the proper ways to show respect for the National Anthem.
The Democrats

Obama Says He’ll Sneak Into Homes And Rub “In God We Trust” Off Money Once He Leaves Office

The days of "In God We Trust" on our currency might be numbered, even after Obama leaves the White House.
MAGA News

Trump Voter On Delta Flight Explains Freedom Of Speech Doesn’t Cover Arabic

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Clem O'Connell says he was on a flight recently that garnered...
Videos

Donald Trump’s Christmas Shopping List (VIDEO)

When you're Donald Trump, you still need to buy people things for Christmas. But what does he get? This video tries to answer that question.
MAGA News

Obama To Spend Two Years Baselessly Harassing Trump About His Birth Certificate

They do say turnabouts is fair play, so that would seem to mean the same works for trolling people over their birth certificate.
MAGA News

Trump Will Ask Congress For Law Mandating He Gets To Take It All With Him

It may easier to thread the eye of the needle than for him to get into heaven, but Trump wants to get his riches through that eye too.
Videos

Barack Obama’s Post Presidency To Do List (VIDEO)

The whole world wants to know. What's Barack Obama going to do with all that spare time he's about get back in his life?
World News

Archduke Francis Ferdinand Tells World To Not Worry About Russian Ambassador’s Assassination

Archduke Ferdinand is one man who might have a very unique and interesting, relevant opinion on the murder of a Russian Ambassador in Ankara.
MAGA News

Trump Accuses China Of Being A Chinese Hoax

Is the entire country of China a Chinese Hoax? Does a certain orange-tinted bag of farts think so? Will you click to find out?
Videos

Donald Trump’s Christmas Wish List (VIDEO)

Looking to get Donald Trump, or any orange-faced fascist in your life something special for Christmas? Look no further than this list.
MAGA News

Trump Directs NASA To Verify Which Planet Girls Go To When They Get More Stupider

Republicans may not have a reputation for being pro-science, but that doesn't mean Trump won't be taking an active role in NASA's missions.
MAGA News

Dan Quayle Offers Donald Trump Spelling Lessins

Former Vice-President Danforth Quayle has reached out and offered Donald Trump spelling lessons because he thinks Trump needs them bigly.
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Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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