Monthly Archives: October, 2016

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

Trump Voter Plugs In Backup Rascal Scooter So It’s Ready For Post-Election Night Insurrection

One Trump voter is extremely dedicated to poll watching/treason.

Vladimir Putin Calls Trump To Ask What His Refund Policy Is

Vladimir Putin's seen the writing on the wall and wants his money back.

Man On The Street: ‘Curt Schilling The PITCHAH Wants To Be My Senator? Fak That.’

One man's view of Curt Schilling challenging Liz Warren's Senate seat.

Kansas Man Who Believes Media Is Blacking Out Benghazi Has No Idea About Kansas Bomb Plot

He might not know much about the Kansas Bomb Plot, but he does know...stuff.

Militiaman: Trump And Gingrich The Right ‘Old, Doughy White Men’ To Lead Bloody Insurrection

This guy thinks Trump and Newt are in their top fighting form.

Illinois Nazi Party Concerned They ‘Backed A Total Loser’

The Prarie State's Nazi Party is getting cold feet about Donald Trump.

Historians Uncover Letters From Custer Worried His Next Battle Was Rigged Against Him

Custer may have thought his big last stand was "rigged."

Before Election Day, FDA Rushing Approval Of Alt-Right Republican Butthurt Medication

Republican Butthurt could reach pandemic levels, and the FDA is working on a cure for it.

Kansas Bombing Plot Conspirator: ‘We’re Religious Extremists Fighting Religious Extremism With Religious Extremism’

One of the men behind the Kansas Bombing Plot speaks to their motivation.

Roger Ailes, Bill Cosby To Join Donald Trump On Remainder Of Campaign Stops To Provide ‘Moral Support’

Sexual predators of a feather, something, something together.

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"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

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"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...