Monthly Archives: August, 2016

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

Trump Asks Mexican President For Tour Of Rape, Drug Dealing, Taco Bowl Training Facilities

Trump wanted to see the important stuff on his visit to Mexico.

SETI: Extraterrestrial Signal Is Warning To Earth: “Do Not Let Angry Primates Run The Zoo”

Has SETI cracked the code of a mysterious extraterrestrial signal?

Oregon Militia Squatter Explains Why Colin Kaepernick Hates America

A man who pointed guns at federal agents believes Colin Kaepernick hates 'Murica.

Man Files Legal Papers To Become Custodian Of Colin Kaepernick’s First Amendment Rights

Should Colin Kaepernick get to keep control over his own First Amendment rights?

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #394

Did Obummer's gun confiscation claim your freedom cannon?

ALERT! The Free Market Just Cured AIDS And Cancer All On Its Own!

The all-powerful Free Market strikes again!

Hillary Caught! Leaked Email Shows Health Issues Cover For Life As Cold Blooded Assassin

Is Hillary covering up her life as a cold blooded killer with her obviously frail condition?

Cop Shoots Legless, Armless, Deaf, Mute, And Gassy Man During Routine Traffic Stop

Another police involved shooting incident in North Carolina.

Trump Proposes Repealing Obamacare, Replacing Doctors With Republicans Watching Videos

Trump's replacement for Obamacare has been unveiled.

LA Flood Victim Bummed Obama Visited Longer Than One Minute, Didn’t Bring Any Play-Doh

One LA resident thinks Obama was in his flood-ravaged state way too long.

Exclusive! Leaked Fox News Job Offer Letter For New Female Employees

A leaked job offer letter for new female Fox News employees.

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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...