Monthly Archives: June, 2016

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...

Gun Lobbyist Turned Away By Customer Service Because He Can’t Find Receipt For Congressman

"When we purchase congressmen, we expect them to run our programming consistently."

Colorado Man Sends Trey Gowdy $7 Million Invoice For ‘Two Year Long Hillary Attack Ad’

The man feels Gowdy spent $7 million on anti-Hillary campaign ad.

Trey Gowdy: Hillary Clinton Wasted $7 Million In Taxpayer Money ‘Not Being Guilty Of Anything’

Gowdy characterized Hillary Clinton as "stubbornly not criminal or treacherous."

House Benghazi Report Reveals Hillary Clinton Was Second Gunman On Grassy Knoll

The Benghazi Report also reveals she was behind Jar Jar Binks.

Racist Woman Is Tired Of Being Called Racist For Supporting A Racist For President

A racist woman is really upset at being called a racist for being a racist.

Confused Trump Supporter Thinks UK Just Voted To Keep Breakfast

One man is confused as to what the UK just voted on.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #385

Another week, another tally of Obama's Gun Confiscation.

Martin Luther King Jr.’s Force Ghost Talks About All His “Political Stunts”

Martin Luther King Jr.'s Force ghost takes a jaunt down memory lane.

Confused Trump Tries To Literally Get Into Bed With Michele Bachmann, Kicks Daughter Out First

Trump didn't know what Michele Bachmann getting into bed with him meant.

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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...