Monthly Archives: May, 2016

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

Texas Republican Invents Shrinking Ray to ‘Make Government So Small It Fits In Your Pee-Hole’

Republicans in Texas are enlisting science in the name of shrinking government.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #381

Obama's Gun Confiscation rattles on, but can freedom do the same?!

Nation’s Females and Minorities Relieved They Won’t Be Asked to Be Trump’s VP

New polling shows relief among women and minorities at not being considered for Trump's VP.

South Carolina’s Attorney General ‘Looking Into’ Prosecuting God for Miscarriages

The pressure to end abortions in South Carolina is reaching a fever pitch.

SC Gov. To Start Nightly Rotation ‘Staking Out’ Different Women’s Uteruses

Governor Nikki Haley of South Carolina really wants to keep those unborn fetuses safe.

DNC Unveils New Democrat-Branded Nose Plugs

A look at some new campaign merch from the DNC.

Leaked: Rough Draft Copy of Trump’s Inaugural Address Found in Google Drive

Did Trump's Inaugural Address just hit the Interwebs?

Local Republican Proposes City-Wide Genital Registration Program

This Republican has a unique idea for calming down trans-bathroom panic.

Republican Man Buys Gun So He Can Worry About Obama Coming For It

One man bought a gun just so he could worry about Obama grabbing it.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #380

The weekly tally from Obama's Gun Confiscation.

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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...