Monthly Archives: April, 2016

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

DEA Agent in Colorado Explains Why the Drug War Has Totally Kept People off Pot

One DEA agent explains how successful he thinks the War on Drugs has been.

While In Target Bathroom, Republican Nervously Wonders If Man Next To Him Was Born With A Penis

Target's inclusive bathroom policy has one conservative freaked out.

DNC’s New “Condescend the Vote” Campaign Aimed at Retaining Sanders Supporters

The DNC is trying a new campaign to keep Sanders supporters if he doesn't win the nomination.

Roosevelt Ghosts Argue Over Who Bernie Sanders is More Like

Two Roosevelt ghosts argue over Bernie Sanders.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #376

How much liberty did Obama's Gun Confiscation cost you this week?

International Arms Dealer Proud of Hillary Clinton’s Bold Stance Against the NRA

Hillary Clinton has a fan in the international arms trade.

NC Man tells harrowing story of having to poop next to someone with unknown genitals

A North Carolina man's account of a traumatic experience he had.

Reince Priebus Desperately Thumbing Through Rolodex for ‘More Preferable Loser’ Alternative to Trump

Reince Priebus is in a scramble to find an alternative to his two frontrunners.

Wisconsin Welfare Recipient Offers to ‘Drug Test All Over’ Scott Walker’s ‘Smug F***Ing Face’

One man is incensed at Scott Walker for pushing to congress to let states drug test welfare recipients

Chick-Fil-A Offers to Move Headquarters to and Build 10,000 New Stores In North Carolina

While many businesses have punished North Carolina for their anti-LGBT law, one is considering something else.

Atheist Tennessee Therapist Prepares to Deny Services to Religious Patients

One Tennessee is fighting conservatives in his state within his own therapy practice.

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...