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Monthly Archives: March, 2016
Arts & Entertainment
A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
U.S. Politics
Clinton Hopes to Emotionally Blackmail Trump Into Changing His Tone Too
Hillary Clinton has a unique idea for curbing Donald Trump's tone.
March 30, 2016
U.S. Politics
Republican ‘Bummed Out’ His IQ Not Low Enough to Vote for Donald Trump
This Republican really wishes he was dumb enough to vote for Donald Trump.
March 30, 2016
U.S. Politics
Trump Challenges Cruz and ‘All You Other Greasers’ To Rumble in Park After Dark
Donald Trump has issued a peculiar challenge to Ted Cruz.
March 29, 2016
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North Carolina Catholic Republican Wants Religious Freedom to Perform Inquisitions
One North Carolina man wants his religious freedoms extended even further.
March 29, 2016
Pew Pew!
Republican Voter Wants Thermonuclear Devices Okayed for GOP Convention
One Republican doesn't think guns at the GOP Convention is enough.
March 28, 2016
Pew Pew!
Obama Gives Sanders and Clinton Personal Tour of Confiscated Gun Warehouse
President Obama gave Clinton and Sanders a personal tour of an important government facility.
March 28, 2016
U.S. Politics
Bird Lands on Trump Podium, Donald Gleefully Smashes It With His Shoe
Donald Trump had an unexpected interruption at a recent rally, and handled it as only he could.
March 26, 2016
U.S. Politics
Muslim Cop Patrols Ted Cruz’s Neighborhood for Douchebags, Finds One Named Ted Cruz
While patrolling Ted Cruz's neighborhood, this Muslim cop finds something horrible.
March 25, 2016
Pew Pew!
Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #373
Another week, another tally of Obama's Gun Confiscation's stolen freedoms.
March 25, 2016
U.S. Politics
God to Michele Bachmann: Shut your stupid fuckin’ mouth
God has had enough of Michele Bachmann speaking for him.
March 24, 2016
U.S. Politics
Ted Cruz: Trump shouldn’t be president because he’s ‘less subtly disgusting than me.’
Ted Cruz wants you to pick the lesser of two cancers.
March 24, 2016
U.S. Politics
Dick Cheney Endorses Donald Trump For His Waterboarding Comments After Belgium Attack
Donald Trump picks up a yooge endorsement from a fellow a-hole.
March 22, 2016
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
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